Coffee-a-day money for a night shift.

You pay $100 to $200 a month for agents that work about nine hours a day. This buys the other fifteen. No metered memory. No retrieval-call ceiling. No per-run charge. No task count. The Mac is already paid for.

Founding 500

$29 a month, locked for life. Or $290 a year. First 500 machines.

Why 500 →

Tweety Birdbot · your Mac is connected

how's the migration

12:41 PM

47/47 pass on the new schema. Claude is waiting on one permission prompt. Diff attached. Approve the drop?

12:41 PM

Solo.

$39 a month.

Founding 500: $29 a month, locked for life.

Tweety Bird on two Macs, one memory across both
Both agents, first class: Claude Code and Codex, under your existing logins
One thread: Telegram, iMessage, WhatsApp, Slack DM, or Discord
One memory: survives compaction, the cap, and switching machines
Permission relay to your phone, with the diff
Files back, as real attachments
Browser hands: a real Chrome with your real logins
Schedules with today's memory, catch-up on wake
CLAUDE.md, AGENTS.md, DECISIONS.md ingested on install
The Night Shift pack (ten tested scheduled prompts)
The founders' thread
Extra machines, $9 a month each

Install in one command

Card is not charged until it proves it remembers.

Team.

$149 a month for five.

$25 a seat after. Or $1,490 a year.

Everything in Solo, for five people
Your team's agents share one brain per repo
A new hire's agent knows every decision on day one
Per-repo permissions
Admin view of what ran unattended and who approved it
Pin memory to your own storage

Start with five

Same proof, same guarantee, five machines.

For teams →

Both plans.

Never charged until it proves it.

Card is authorized at signup and captured only after Codex recalls a decision you gave Claude, in your first session.

Goldfish Guarantee.

60 days. Reply to any email with the word "goldfish." Full refund. No form, no call.

Cancel from the thread.

One message. No settings page to find.

Your memory is yours.

Export all of it as markdown with one command. Delete it with another.

The first 500 machines.

417 left.

$29 a month, locked for life.
List price goes to $39 when machine 500 pairs. You never see the increase.
The Night Shift pack.
Ten scheduled prompts we run on our own machines, pre-written and tested, installed with one tap. The 7 AM dependency audit. The hourly Stripe webhook retry check. The nightly "pick up the highest-priority open thread and push a PR." The first-of-the-month invoice pull. Six more.
CLAUDE.md ingestion at install.
Standard for everyone eventually. Founders get it day one.
The founders' thread.
A private group with John. Roadmap votes. Your bug report ships first.
Your GitHub handle in FOUNDERS.md
in the repo, if you want it there.

Why 500. For the first month, every founding install's memory quality is reviewed by hand: what got remembered, what got recalled, where it missed. That is how recall gets tuned on real repos instead of demos. It is possible for 500 machines. It is not possible for 5,000. When machine 500 pairs, the founding price closes.

The ten prompts →Why 500 →

Two guarantees.

The first-session proof.

You believe memory has to prove itself in the first session or it is a note pile. So the install walks you through it: tell Claude Code one real decision about your repo. Open Codex. Ask it about that decision. If Codex does not know, you close the terminal and you were never charged. Your card is authorized at signup and captured only after the proof lands. Not "money back." Never charged.

The Goldfish Guarantee.

You believe every memory tool eventually forgets. So: 60 days. If Tweety Bird ever forgets something it should have remembered, or if it simply has not paid for itself, reply to any email we have ever sent you with the single word "goldfish." Full refund of every dollar. No form. No call. No "sorry to see you go" survey. The word is the form.

The math.

You pay $200 a month for two agents that work about nine hours a day.

That is how long the lid is open.

$29 buys the other fifteen.

What you would pay to match it.

Remote Control for Claude (in your Max plan). Codex mobile (in your ChatGPT plan). A memory MCP wired into each agent separately ($0 to $249 a month, metered). A Telegram bridge you write and then maintain. A scheduler that dies in seven days or starts from a fresh clone. A browser extension that works only at the desk. Or OpenClaw on a VPS, $40 to $80 a month plus API, plus the afternoon, plus the patching.

Five installs. Four vendors. Zero shared state. Tweety Bird is one command.

See the whole table →

Questions about plans.

Does it work with my plan?

Any plan. Max 5x, Max 20x, Pro, Plus, ChatGPT Pro, API keys, Bedrock, a gateway, a custom base URL. Tweety Bird runs beside your agents and uses the logins you already have. It does not care how you pay Anthropic or OpenAI.

I only use Claude Code. Or only Codex. Is it still worth it?

Yes. One agent with a phone thread, memory that survives compaction and machines, files back, browser hands, and schedules with today's memory is already the product. The second agent is free when you want it.

Can I run it on two machines?

Yes, Solo includes two. Same memory on both. "How's the migration" gets the same answer no matter which box is doing the work. Extra machines are $9 a month each.

What happens when the Founding 500 closes?

The price for everyone who paired before machine 500 stays where it is, for life. New installs pay $39 a month. The Night Shift pack and CLAUDE.md ingestion become standard. The founders' thread stays founders-only.

Is there a free tier?

The first ten minutes are free and unconditional: install, run the proof, and if Codex does not recall the decision you gave Claude, you were never charged. After the proof, it is the plan.

How do I cancel?

Text the thread. One message. Your memory stays exportable for 30 days after, then it is deleted.

What if it forgets?

Reply to any email with the word "goldfish." Full refund, 60 days, no form, no call.

Mac only?

Mac first, because that is where the mini on the shelf lives. Linux is next, for the NUC-and-ThinkPad crowd. Windows after that. Founders vote on the order.

Read every objection →

Stop being the RAM.

One command. Five minutes. Tell Claude one decision, ask Codex, and watch it answer. Your card is not touched until it does.

Install in one command

$29 a month, locked for life for the first 500 machines. 417 left. Reply "goldfish" for a full refund, any time in 60 days.

Your laptop closes at 6. Your agents don't.